Genre: Hypnosis

Description: My best girlfriend, Jessica, wanted to come over to study for our Chemistry test. Every time I look over at Jess, she has a far away look in her eye, she's day dreaming again. I snap in her face *snap, snap, snap, "let's go Jessa, it's time to get serious." Jessa assures me that we will pass the test, that we'll figure it out as we always do. My dad comes out the sliding glass door,, hands us a couple glasses of his organic sugar-free lemonade that always tastes like piss to me. Jessa sips it,, gushes, "it's so delicious, if you bottled this stuff up, you could be, like, a millionaire." My dad really loved that, he's a sucker for compliments. I roll my eyes. My head hurts. I swear to God that my best friend is flirting with my dad,, he's so shameless, so fucking creepy, he's flirting with her back. I've got to get a tylenol, something to ease my headache.